Not an agency. Not a freelancer. Just me, on your account every day.
I'm Hem. 20 years old. Based in Mumbai. I work directly with D2C and B2B founders across India, UAE, UK and the US, on paid acquisition, funnel strategy, and profitable growth.
Growth without
guesswork.
I don't pitch retainers before I understand your situation. I audit first, your account, your creative, your tracking, your funnel. If something is broken, I'll tell you before touching your budget.
Every decision is anchored to one number: contribution margin. Creative, audience, landing page, every layer answers to it.
If it doesn't make your P&L stronger, it doesn't ship.
Hem Meisheri · MumbaiHow I think about performance marketing.
Short form content I create every week, breaking down what actually works in paid ads.
Follow on InstagramWhere I move the needle
Meta, Google, LinkedIn, engineered for ROAS, not impressions.
Ad concepts that resonate, convert, and scale across formats.
Landing pages, offer design, and on-site experiments that lift CVR.
Email, WhatsApp, lifecycle flows that raise LTV without raising CAC.
Pipeline systems for SaaS and considered-purchase brands.
Quarterly roadmaps, hypothesis backlogs, weekly experiment cycles.
Real experience. Real results.
Working directly with D2C and B2B brands across India, UAE, UK and US. End-to-end paid acquisition across Meta, Google, LinkedIn, YouTube and more. No junior teams. No handoffs.
Managed ₹20L+ ($24K+) in Google and Meta ad spend. Delivered 3.92x ROAS. Ranked #1 on competitor keywords in the NPS category.
Led international paid campaigns across LinkedIn, YouTube, Twitter and Meta targeting Malaysia, South East Asia and global markets. Generated $1.15M+ in B2B pipeline on $43K in ad spend.
Complete Meta and Google audit. Tracking overhaul. Checkout flow optimisation. Delivered 5.53x ROAS on ₹1.32L in ad spend. 1.28M+ unique accounts reached.
Meta and Google campaigns for premium lifestyle D2C brand. 67% Google Shopping impression share. Ranked above Myntra and Nykaa in paid auction. 16,000+ qualified sessions.
Scaled Meta ad spend from ₹10,000 to ₹1,00,000/month while maintaining campaign profitability. 10x budget increase over 3 months.
How I work with founders.
I grow only what stays profitable. Vanity metrics get cut.
Hypothesis → test → learn. Every week, every channel.
I report to one person, not a committee. Decisions ship fast.
Systems and dashboards your team can run after I'm gone.
Ready to talk?
15 minutes. I'll tell you exactly what's wrong with your current campaigns and what I'd do differently.